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My brother was playing on his Nintendo Switch…
When my mother walked into the the room and said:Oh you playing on your SD…I’m so proud of her… she’s now only two generations behind and backwards!
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A black man walked into a store with his friends
He grabbed some food and paid for it at the counter
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I ran a cheese company
At the start, my company was doing very well, we made the most beautiful cheddars and perfect Parmesans. After a few years however, sales started to dip, people were getting bored of our cheeses, profit reduced dramatically. I had to come up with a way to boost sales and ,eventually I decided to make a new type of cheese.Never before has the solution also been the Provolone
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What an amazing transformation by President trump…
Going from an Orange to an Impeach…I’ll be here all week
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What console do frenchmen play on?
WiiYes, I know this is a dad joke.
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A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked me if I fancied taking part in a marathon
I was going to decline but he told me it was for disabled kids and children with severe learning difficulties.I thought, fuck me, I might win this
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I don’t get why Trump is angry about being impeached
He finally got something that Obama didn’t get.
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A woman goes to buy a parrot
She sees three parrots with prices 100$, 120$ and 10$.She asks the shopkeeper “why is the third one very cheap?”The shopkeeper says “Because he used to be in a brothel”The woman thinks that it is funny and buys that parrot. As they reach home, parrot says “Fuck me, its a new brothel”. The woman laughsWhen the woman’s daughters comes home, parrot says “Fuck me, its two new whores”. Both the girls laugh.When the husband comes home, parrot says “Fuck me, Steve, haven’t seen you in weeks”
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What do you call an Ethiopian child with a piece of cheddar?
A quarter-pounder with cheese
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Dinosaurs have been dead for millions of years yet they still get parts in movies.
It hardly seems fair.
Jokes
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