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A drill sergeant took his platoon to a mine
They began training as usual, but as they got deeper into the mine, he began insulting them more personally than usual. Once they reached the bottom of the mine, one soldier couldn’t take any more and started lashing out at the sergeant.The other troops broke up the fight that ensued, and one of the soldiers finally decided to tell the sergeant:“I think you’re drilling a little too deep.”
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Sphinx: What has four legs in the morning, two at noon, and three at night?
Me: A radioactive vietnamese soldier.EDIT: Sphinx: No no he’s got a point.
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[QUESTION] Why is my Gretsch always out of tune?
It mostly happens when soloing. I’ll be playing for a matter of minutes, going from perfectly tuned to sounding awful (and no… it’s not my playing… usually.)What might be causing this and how do I fix it?
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An actual conversation I heard today
Kid: so everyone in my family has brown eyes, but I have blue, why is that?Science teacher: oh, that’s what we call the “mailman theory”
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Why do horse-girls like horses so much?
Because it’s the only stable relationship they’ll ever have!
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I asked my wife if i was the only one she’s been with.
She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights”.
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I went to watch the new Jumanji movie today.
That was some next level stuff.
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What did Hillary say today while sipping her tea?
Mmmm. Peach mint.
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A group of teachers of different subjects have entered a contest to see who is the best…
…after battling each other in several one v one quiz rounds the Math teacher finds herself in the finale! She then turns to the other teachers and asks which one she will go up against to win the contest. The English teacher then gets out a dictionary and starts reading “Mead, meadow, meagre, meal…” and continues for ages listing words in alphabetical order until he reaches “Yorkshire, Yoruba.” “What was all that about?!” the Math teacher gasps. The English teacher says “Between me and you.”
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Hey is your dad in prison?
Cause if I was your dad I’d sure be in prison