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r/Jokes is very good at fencing.
We are the best when it comew to ripostes.
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So the other day I made a free website for an orphanage….
It didn’t have a home page
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What is the most unexpected dance?
The coincidance.
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I bought some new brake pads imported from Israel
My car can now stop on a dime
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Little Johnny called mother in law a fat cow
Little Johnny called mother in law a fat cow during the dinner and got slapped upside the head by his father right away. But not hard. As was agreed
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Me:Bro ,why did you eat my pizza?
Friend:Does it have your name on it?Me:Well no, but what about your mom? I Don’t see your name anywhere on her body last night.Is she really your mom?Friend:Yeah,sorry bro.I treat you later.Wait, how did you know about my mom’s body?Me: …
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What’s one thing Trump and Jesus have in common?
They both hung out with prostitutes
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Someone left the zebras cage open in the middle of the night and he escaped and ran away to a local farm…
Early the next morning he approached an old hen saying,”What do you do around here?”The hen replied,”I lay eggs for the Farmers breakfast.”The zebra then walked over to the cow asking,””What do you do?””The Cow replied,”I give milk for the Farmers breakfast.”The zebra then spied an enormous bull and asked the same question.The bull look at the zebra with a quizzical smile and said,”Listen you queer ass, take off those faggy pajamas and I’ll show you what I do around here.”
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Whats the difference between you and a sick Mallard?
One’s a sick duck, the other’s a dick suck
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Knock knock
The Potter Household. Who is there? You know! You know who? Thats right. avada kedavra