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It’s not true love if he doesn’t text you after his wife falls asleep
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If China ever adopts blockchain, it will be the death of BTC.
It seems that BTC fans like to point at any blockchain-interest out the Chinese Government as being “good for Bitcoin”. This is so very wrong.While China may very well implement a blockchain-based currency at some time in the future, there is a zero point many zeros chance that it will be BTC or ETH or any of the other currently “popular” traded cryptos. There are two absolute reasons why this is the case.China’s crypto will not be anonymous. It will have the intrinsic ability for the Chinese government to track any transaction and identify the endpoints.BTC already mostly belongs to other people. China is not going to hand over $130 trillion dollars to the existing owners of BTC to buy a working currency. Why would they even contemplate it when they can just create their own from scratch?Of course there’s also the transaction rate. BTC currently limited to 4.6/sec, ETH maxes out at 15/sec. But those two alone mean that if China’s government ever does embrace crypto for real, BTC is totally and utterly dead. Go bury it.
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As a scientist, I finally reach the same achievement as Isaac Newton and Josiah Gibbs.
Being single and unmarried for whole life.
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What did the TV say to the other TV?
Hisense, I’m dad.
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She won’t admit it, but I’m sure my wife’s favorite sex position is “trick-dog style.”
It’s where I sit up and beg, then she rolls over and plays dead.
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What did the monk say when he saw Jesus Christ’s face in his margarine?
“I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.”
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A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.””I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.””Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed. “Good,” she replied. “Get your own damn blanket!” After a moment of silence, he farted.
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R/memes•Posted byu/JTLYSOH8 hours ago3How about no (and he…
r/memes•Posted byu/JTLYSOH8 hours ago3How about no (and he waddled away)
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What did the gangsta say to the phone?
“Back up before i whoop yo ass!”
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Recommendations for a noob philosopher?
I’m looking for some sources to help get me started in philosophy. I have mainly explored religious philosophy, a little bit of politics, and stoicism. I would like to explore secular philosophies and ideologies. Online resources (especially YouTube) would be preferable, but book recommendations are also welcome. Thanks!