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I asked my local butcher if he had a sheep’s head?
He said “no it’s just the way I part my hair”
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I wonder if old houseflies tell the younger ones stories like:
“Back in my day, it was Monday”.
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Which subreddit is on top most of the time?
I don’t know. Why don’t you askreddit?
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Girls always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they start calling me ugly and broke.
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A waiter brings dinner to the table
The patron remarks, “Why is your thumb on my steak?””I didn’t want it to fall on the floor again!”
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My ex is upset that I tell people she performs multiple handjobs every day for £5 a pop…
Apparently, the proper description for her job is “manicurist,”
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I told all my friends to stand in a line and punch me…
There is no punchline.
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Isn’t it so fucking cool that birds are dinosaurs?
Like you look at the history books and go back millions of years to the dinos. There are massive herbivores the size of buildings. There are carnivores who could gobble you up in one bite. Sea monsters that make the loch ness look like a goldfish. Insane creatures that fullfill so many different forms.And the only one left are the birds. The cute little creatures flying through our skies. Sometimes pooping on our cars. Sometimes they’re our best friends.You know those cute videos of a baby duck following it’s human owner because it loves them so much? THAT is a dinosaur.
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JOKESTER
Relationships are a just like Game Of Thrones, without the Thrones