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Decent and respectful gesture
To guys where out hunting one day. As they came to a clearing, they could see a group of people walking slowly up the road, all dressed in black. In the hearse was a white coffin, draped with flowers. As the procession passed, the one guy laid down his weapon, took his hat off and held his hand over his heart. After the whole scene was over, the other guy said – What you did back there, that was a really nice and decent gesture, I’m really impressed. I did not know you could be so respectful.The first guy smiled and said, – it was the least I could do. After all I was married to her for twenty-six years.
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Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college.
I don’t think I can ever repay you.
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I just saw Rise of Skywalker…
…it was awesome.
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TRUMP: There isn’t enough evidence for impeachment
6IX9INE: Your honorTRUMP: Fuck
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Why are cannibals well fed?
Because each of their meals is a life’s supply!
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All this news about Donald Trump got me wondering..
Is Mario ok with Trump being in peach?
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between the two of us, something smells.
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Telemarketing is not a profession.
It’s a calling.
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What should they say about you when you’re dead?
Tom, Dick and Harry where in a terrible car accident. Sadly, they all died. They followed the light through the tunnel and arrived at the pearly gates. Before they could enter Heaven they had to attend an introduction ceremony. After about 15 minutes they where presented with a question; What would you like people to say about you at the funeral?Tom said, I’d like for my family to say I was a loving and caring husband and father. Dick said he would like for his friends to say he’d been a truly good friend. Harry was still thinking about the question and finally looked up and said I want them all to say, look – he’s moving
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If life gives you melons
You may have dyslexia