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  • If it weren’t for blinds…

    It would be curtains for you

  • What’s the difference between Trump and a superglue?

    A superglue can easily be removed.

  • I like my coffee like my girls.

    Without another’s dick in it.

  • When i was 8, priest told me “A man shall not lie with a man”

    Then he came closer and said “But you are not the man yet, right?”

  • My new blow up doll is so realistic.

    It told me it just wants to be friends.

  • So you’re telling me that you’re from the 5th largest country in South America?

    I don’t Bolivia

  • December in Ireland

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  • You are like a cloud.

    When you disappear it’s a beautiful day.

  • What would you change in this $1800 NZD build?

    Hey everyoneA couple of you may remember my post yesterday showing my first draft of parts. Since then I have taken your recommendations and applied them to the list below. What would you change in this build? My budget for the PC alone is max $1850 but I would prefer if it was cheaper, and since I am in NZ parts are a lot more expensive than the US so please stick with the 1660 because most other cards are out of my budget. I will be buying all of these parts from www.pbtech.co.nz so please use that website if you reference anything, the reason windows and the power supply on my list are not from PB is because they are out of stock. Any help and advice would be appreciated, thanks in advance.PCPartPicker Part ListTypeItemPriceCPUAMD Ryzen 5 3600 3.6 GHz 6-Core Processor$346.99 @ PB TechnologiesMotherboardAsus PRIME B450M-A Micro ATX AM4 Motherboard$148.35 @ PB TechnologiesMemoryKingston HyperX Predator 16 GB (2 x 8 GB) DDR4-3200 Memory$159.85 @ PB TechnologiesStorageADATA XPG SX8200 Pro 256 GB M.2-2280 NVME Solid State Drive$89.00 @ PB TechnologiesStorageSeagate Barracuda Compute 2 TB 3.5″ 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive$108.49 @ PB TechnologiesVideo CardGigabyte GeForce GTX 1660 Super 6 GB OC Video Card$470.35 @ PB TechnologiesCaseCooler Master MasterBox MB520 RGB ATX Mid Tower Case$138.99 @ PB TechnologiesPower SupplyEVGA SuperNOVA G3 550 W 80+ Gold Certified Fully Modular ATX Power Supply$169.00 @ 1stWave TechnologiesOperating SystemMicrosoft Windows 10 Home OEM 64-bit$186.00 @ 1stWave TechnologiesWireless Network AdapterAsus PCE-AC55BT B1 PCIe x1 802.11a/b/g/n/ac Wi-Fi Adapter$58.99 @ PB TechnologiesPrices include shipping, taxes, rebates, and discountsTotal$1876.01

  • My 13 year old son came home the other night and told me he had just had sex for the first time. I asked him did he wear any protection?

    He said, “yes Dad, we all wore balaclavas.”