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TRUMP: There isn’t enough evidence for impeachment
6IX9INE: Your honorTRUMP: Fuck
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Why are cannibals well fed?
Because each of their meals is a life’s supply!
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All this news about Donald Trump got me wondering..
Is Mario ok with Trump being in peach?
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between the two of us, something smells.
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Telemarketing is not a profession.
It’s a calling.
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What should they say about you when you’re dead?
Tom, Dick and Harry where in a terrible car accident. Sadly, they all died. They followed the light through the tunnel and arrived at the pearly gates. Before they could enter Heaven they had to attend an introduction ceremony. After about 15 minutes they where presented with a question; What would you like people to say about you at the funeral?Tom said, I’d like for my family to say I was a loving and caring husband and father. Dick said he would like for his friends to say he’d been a truly good friend. Harry was still thinking about the question and finally looked up and said I want them all to say, look – he’s moving
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If life gives you melons
You may have dyslexia
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Posture worse after sleeping?
Anyone else dealt with posture being bad after sleeping? I’m finding my posture while sleeping is poor and as a result its hard to keep good posture throughout the day as I start the day at a loss.Any tips for dealing with this? I guess I need to change the sleeping position but it’s tricky!
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An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.
A man asks him,“What’s wrong?”The boy says,“Me ma is dead”.“Oh bejaysus,”the man says.“Do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you?”The boy replies,“No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.”
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I drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.
There’s no going back now.
Jokes
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