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A recently-married man is serving in the Navy.
He is on a ship near an island a long way from home, and he knows he will be there a long time. He sends a letter to his wife saying that there are lots of young and beautiful girls on the island. Could she send him something to distract him from them? She sends him an accordion with a note saying “Learn to play this.”Six months later, he arrives home. He says to his wife, “I can’t wait to get into bed with you!” She replies “First, let’s see how well you play that accordion.”
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What do bowling pins & white people have in common?
They’re rednecks
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I couldn’t believe my brother was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there!
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I got punched in the mouth by a drug addict today.
Now my jaw’s all methed up.
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I like my coffee how I like my slaves..
Dark and strong.
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Shout-out to the people who wear glasses
Soon you guys will be able to see 2020
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I was at an interview and was asked where I saw myself in 10 days 12 hours and 47 minutes
I said I don’t have 2020 vision
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Why do all green characters names begin with “yo”?
YodaYoshiYoshrekYohulkYomama
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If anyone on this sub is thinking of getting married, consider this carefully before you do.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.But on the other hand, you don’t.
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What do you a call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t really matter, he won’t come anyway when you call him.