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My friend saw a girl..
Who happened to be a kid but he said no problem after 12 is lunch
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Is the Model 3 LR worth an extra 10k for insecure drivers in snow?
So, range wise, SR+ should be enough. But paying an extra 10k is not not nothing. Is 10k more worth it, provided I put on good winter tires (checking Consumer Reports and Tire Rack)? My mom would also drive it. Her conditions: “I don’t want to pay 70k for a car” (she thinks Teslas are this expensive) and “it has to be very good in the snow/winter.”Just to be on the safe side (when I try to convince her to buy), is an extra 10k worth it?
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What’s the similarity bettween a wife and a handgrenate?
If you pull the ring off them,they take half the house
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Regarding the new Witcher series
I have a plethora of jokes concerning Yennefer, but they’re all tongue in cheek.
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Since all Digital Assistants use a female voice, there should be an option for an older experience male voice.
I was thinking that since all Digital Assistants use a female voice, there should be an option for an older experience male voice to explain things in a simplified patronizing way. Much like having Peter Mansbridge patiently explaining “manspreading” to women. Only instead of “Hey Siri!” You would say “Excuse me, Sir?” And after he gives a long winded explanation, several times, you can stop him by saying:”OK, Boomer”
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people always tell me how rude they think it is when people play loud music in public so I was really surprised when people got mad at me for putting a stop to it.
They always tell things like, “Get off the stage!” and “I paid good money for these tickets!”
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What’s the worst part about having two dads?
The threesomes.
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Poor Mr. Vinegar, he can’t catch a break.
Every time he turns around, he’s in a pickle!
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I don’t understand why everyone is getting so excited about Trump’s impeachment
It’s not like it’s unpresidented
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my furniture is just like my mental state:
highly unstable and capable of breaking down instantly