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A man gets his favorite’s sports team hat stolen…
Angry and in a fuss, he stomps around his living wondering who took it. He loves his team and he misses his hat.So he hatches a plan.”I know, ill go to church, during sermon ill sneak to coat check. For sure someone is gonna have the same hat and i’ll just take it. Ya that’ll show em!”He arrives at church and sits through the sermon without ever finding his oppurtunity to strike.Skip some time ahead when everyones left church, the priest sees the man sitting alone, head down in one of the rows of seats.Priest: “whats wrong my son”Man: “i must confess, i came here angry with the intentions of stealing someone’s hat, but after your sermon i felt silly and came to reason”Priest “was it when i was talking about not coveting your neighbours goods?Man “no no… its when you talked about adultery… it dawned on me where i left my hat”
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How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
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What if colour blind people can see colours that others can’t, like they see some colours as black or dark-ish but the actual colour black looks completely different to them, and since no one can describe what a colour looks like, no one will ever know what colour they see
idk where to post this cause I’m a reddit retard
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I like my women like I like my steak
Happy and healthy
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My ex just donated her eggs and got $3,000! WTF?
I donated sperm and all I got was a weird look from the Salvation Army Santa.
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What’s ET short for??
He’s got little legs.
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I like my women like I like my coffee.
Cheap. Free when possible.
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Epileptic Santa
He seizures when you’re sleeping
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Remember to take a pair of scissors when going to the supermarket
So you can cut the line.
Jokes
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