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Regarding the new Witcher series
I have a plethora of jokes concerning Yennefer, but they’re all tongue in cheek.
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Since all Digital Assistants use a female voice, there should be an option for an older experience male voice.
I was thinking that since all Digital Assistants use a female voice, there should be an option for an older experience male voice to explain things in a simplified patronizing way. Much like having Peter Mansbridge patiently explaining “manspreading” to women. Only instead of “Hey Siri!” You would say “Excuse me, Sir?” And after he gives a long winded explanation, several times, you can stop him by saying:”OK, Boomer”
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people always tell me how rude they think it is when people play loud music in public so I was really surprised when people got mad at me for putting a stop to it.
They always tell things like, “Get off the stage!” and “I paid good money for these tickets!”
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What’s the worst part about having two dads?
The threesomes.
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Poor Mr. Vinegar, he can’t catch a break.
Every time he turns around, he’s in a pickle!
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I don’t understand why everyone is getting so excited about Trump’s impeachment
It’s not like it’s unpresidented
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my furniture is just like my mental state:
highly unstable and capable of breaking down instantly
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Ministers are like Greek gods.
When a country can’t explain something, they create a new one.
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It’s not fa la la la la, la la la la.
It’s la la la la sol, fa mi re do.
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Are you a transformer
Because you are Optimus fine
Jokes
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