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Why is EU like a frying pan?
Because Greece is stuck at the bottom
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About The Witcher 3…
I told a friend of mine, an irishmen, to try out The Witcher 3. He bought it later that evening. In the morning he messaged me. He told me he went killing some wild creatures, punch some random guys in an inn, talked to some black wearing men, drank some dubious liquers and then went home to try the game.
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I like my coffee like I like my women
Lukewarm and bitter.
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Why did the band “Rage against the machine” got arrested at the airport ?
Because they release another bombtrack
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Did you hear the one about the guy who always poops?
He can’t keep his shit together
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How many lawyers do you need to change a light bulb?
You need 2.One to change the light bulb and the other to defend the old one.
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What do you call a Christian that never stops moving.
A Roman Catholic
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How do you get your kids to be quiet while you sleep?
Tell them to wake you up in 30 minutes for chores and house cleaning. They’ll go quiet instantly and try their best to not wake you.
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I thought the fixture was perfectly level,
but the wedge beneath proved to be a Sham!
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Why did Jeremy Corbyn buy so many advent calendars?
So he could keep opening the door to number 10