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All women are bi
It’s your job to guess whether it’s sexual or polar.
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I would tell you how awkwardly my first experience with anal sex went.
But I don’t want to be the butt of the joke.
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A cannibal on the deathbed was guaranteed a last meal of his choosing
After te execution the jail Director reported: ‘His last meal was so demanding, we had to cut staff.’
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Why did the diabetic kid die after his mother sent him to bed?
She wished him sweet dreams.
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A man is staring intently at a penny. A woman watches him confusedly for a moment before asking what he’s doing. “Well,” he says, “I have a nickel in my pocket…”
“… so this must be my sixth cents.”
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Who is the king of christmas music?
Elfis Presently
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I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I’ve got nothing to hide.
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My friend saw a girl..
Who happened to be a kid but he said no problem after 12 is lunch
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Is the Model 3 LR worth an extra 10k for insecure drivers in snow?
So, range wise, SR+ should be enough. But paying an extra 10k is not not nothing. Is 10k more worth it, provided I put on good winter tires (checking Consumer Reports and Tire Rack)? My mom would also drive it. Her conditions: “I don’t want to pay 70k for a car” (she thinks Teslas are this expensive) and “it has to be very good in the snow/winter.”Just to be on the safe side (when I try to convince her to buy), is an extra 10k worth it?
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What’s the similarity bettween a wife and a handgrenate?
If you pull the ring off them,they take half the house
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