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I have a plan to transplant a rabbit’s cerebellum into a human skull.
It’s a hare-brained scheme.
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I was excited to work for the ancient Egyptians
Until I realized it was a pyramid scheme
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If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to get me to join a pyramid scheme…
Then two of my friends would have a dollar and two of their friends EACH would have have two dollars AT LEAST. And the guy above me? He’s got tons of dollars.
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My girlfriend changed when she became a vegetarian
Its like I had never seen herbivore
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Is being an atheist illegal in Malaysia?
I mean the first line in the Rukunnegara says “kepercayaan kepada Tuhan” which means “belief in God”. Any Malaysian here can give me further reading upon this topic?
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I knew his name was Levi
But I didn’t expect him to actually do it
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The first thing I do after waking up every morning is make my bed.
Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of shit to IKEA.
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I like my women like I like my coffee…
purchased at above-market rates from eco-friendly organic farming cooperatives in Latin America.
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Yesterday i bought a pair of shoes from my drugdealer
But he must have laced them weirdlyI was tripping all day
Jokes
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