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Today I took a taxi. The passenger before me had left his wallet behind on the backseat
Inside was a picture of my wife and kids.
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When I was younger, I lost my virginity to a prostitute and only lasted 3 secs..
I think it was the whoremoans that set me off.
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ERR_GFX_STATE
I know this error has been discussed before, but as is, the game is unplayable for me. I just got the game this week. Right now, any alt-tab or anything that causes the game window to minimize causes a full crash. I get a dialogue box that says game error, ERR_GFX_STATE. I have tried to fix this by:(1) updating to the current Nvidia drivers(2) deleting from the settings folder the files starting spa_Pretty much unplayable because anytime anything interrupts the game, it crashes. Anyone having this problem or have a solution?
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You like to play music?
You can practice on my skin flute
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Why does Santa carry a big sack of gifts?
That’s just how he presents himself.
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Why are pigs so smooth?
They use oinkment!
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I got a sweater for my birthday.
I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.
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I hate people who take drugs
like policemen and customs officers.
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My grandmother, who is a chef, says that I must always eat my mistakes.
I am a surgeon.
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At the funeral
Man: Do you mind if I say a word?Widow: No, please do.Man: Clears throat and says: plethoraWidow: Thank you. That means alot.