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I asked dad if my mum had a history of mental illness. He snapped and said
“Don’t be disrespectful. You only exist because I stuck my dick in crazy.”
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Sexism Jokes (This is not intentionally meant to offend anyone)
Why Does Beyoncè always say ‘to the left to the left’?Because Women have no rights!(This is not discriminatory and not purposed at any audience for offence it is just a joke and not at all meant)
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My friend died because we couldn’t remember his blood type.
He kept telling us to be positive but it’s hard without him.
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I like my coffee how I like my slaves
Black.It’s ok, am black
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What is the best present for Christmas?
Artery.Because it comes from the heart…
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I think my calendar is broken…
Haha, April Fools! It works just fine.
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The Gaunts snatched me from my room, through a nightmare.
For over a century, now, I’ve watched my body grow, create, die, and decay as my soul, entangled in the ever flowing robe-like bodies of my captors, steal more and more children from their dreams.
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I tried to be nice to someone today and hold the door open for them
But all they did was scream and fly out the airplane
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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he asked what the weather forecast for Christmas was?
It looks like rain, dear.