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How did the sperm walk across the street
Because I put the wrong sock on this morning
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Why is Australia situated in the corner?
Because it’s measuring 90 degrees, that’s hot.
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Where do milk farmer do it?
In the dairy-air!
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What did Tennessee?
Same thing as Arkansas!/dad
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Hookers don’t fart
They let out little prosti-toots
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What do you sing to a mute bodyguard on X’Mas eve?
Silent Knight, Holy Knight
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Films used to be called vmoies…
…but now they movie.
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What is the best american alternative metal band in australia?
System of a down under.
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Humpback whales have a very short lifespan.
After about 30 seconds, the turn into sperm whales.
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Why couldn’t the computer technician build his computer?
Because the lights were SO-DIMM.