An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.

A man asks him,“What’s wrong?”The boy says,“Me ma is dead”.“Oh bejaysus,”the man says.“Do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you?”The boy replies,“No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.”

I drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.

There’s no going back now.

Free gasoline WCGW?

If it weren’t for blinds…

It would be curtains for you

What’s the difference between Trump and a superglue?

A superglue can easily be removed.

I like my coffee like my girls.

Without another’s dick in it.


When i was 8, priest told me “A man shall not lie with a man”

Then he came closer and said “But you are not the man yet, right?”

My new blow up doll is so realistic.

It told me it just wants to be friends.

So you’re telling me that you’re from the 5th largest country in South America?

I don’t Bolivia