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My wife claims that I have zero empathy.
I don’t understand why she feels that way.
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Little Leo enjoying himself
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It was probably your sister.
A girl told me to cut my penis off in a fan.It was probably your sister.She said fix the fan.It was broke in 2.
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I’m gay
Lmao I’m not gay my boyfriend took my phone and posted that
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You encounter an encampment of fierce humanoids. They drive BMWs, vacation in the Hamptons and turn their noses up with disgust when they see you.
Yep. They’re Snobgoblins.
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Why did the kid get creeped out when he was with his uncle playing with an octopus?
Because he expected 8 but he got ten-tickles
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This old bloke is in hospital.
This old bloke is in hospital.Tubes coming out of him, heart monitor, oxygen mask, the works.Nurse comes in to check on him.He seems agitated and asks”Are my testicles black?”She lifts the blanket, fumbles around. “No they’re not black. Everything is as it should be.”He gets more agitated, the heart beeping machine goes into overdrive, the oxygen is flowing.He asks again”Are my testicles black?”She raises the blanket, has a better look this time.
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My 4 year old cousin wants me to tell you all this joke
Him: Why did the chicken cross the road?Me: Why?Him: To get to the idiot’s house(A few hours later)Him: Knock knock!Me: Who’s there?Him: The chicken
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A small quiz
Think of a number between 2 & 5. Now times it by 9. Now take the sum of the two numbers in that number(example: 42: 4+2=6). Now subtract that number by 5. Next see which letter corresponds with that number(1=a 2=b 3=c and so on). After that think of a country that is NOT in North America nor South America beginning with that letter. Take the last letter of that country and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Now take the last letter of that animal and think of a fruit that starts with that letter.Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?