Why did the polar bear cross the road?

Because of global warming.

Tabitha Stevens
TeamTrees reached their goal of 20,000,000 trees planted on the same day Trump got impeached.

Now millions of people can breathe easier.

My friend just told me that he’s a compulsive liar.

I don’t believe a word of it.

How did the sperm walk across the street

Because I put the wrong sock on this morning

Why is Australia situated in the corner?

Because it’s measuring 90 degrees, that’s hot.

Where do milk farmer do it?

In the dairy-air!

What did Tennessee?

Same thing as Arkansas!/dad

Hookers don’t fart

They let out little prosti-toots

What do you sing to a mute bodyguard on X’Mas eve?

Silent Knight, Holy Knight