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Two government officials go on a diplomatic tour.
One night, they are invited to a dinner with several other officials from different countries. Having arrived at the dinner, the two officials see that the dinner tables are arranged with exquisite cutlery. They all sit down and start having dinner. During dinner, official X sees official Y hiding one of the forks inside his jacket when no one is looking. After the dinner, diplomats from all the countries are asked to do a performance based on the traditions of their countries. Some sang, some danced. Finally, the turn came to X and Y. X gets up and says “For our performance, I will do a traditional magic trick from our country. I will disappear this fork inside my jacket and retrieve it from my colleague’s jacket” He picks up a fork, puts it inside his jacket, and extends his hand towards Y. Y smiles nervously and reaches into his jacket and places the fork in the table. The crowd is amazed from the trick. After the event, several officials come to Y and say “Wow! That guy X’s performance is amazing. Our performances don’t even have a chance”Y: with a sour tone “Yeah, the bastard never even gave me the chance to get out of here before taking it himself.”
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Help!!! My stoneblock 2 world has some issues
Basically, I had a base in the mining dimension. Today, after logging on, the world was gone but it was in the saves. So I made a new world, but found myself back in the dimension with purely stone. I went to the bedrock then got tp’ed to the end then went back down to the bedrock in the end and got to the dimension with purely stone. I’m guessing like some update made the mining dimension go poof but if anyone knows please help
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Do boys get turned on when a girl sits on their lap?
Had to find out the hard way
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Why did the Old man fall into a well ?
Because he couldn’t see that well
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Looking For Advice on Connecting New Duct
Here is the situation I am dealing with: https://imgur.com/a/mw5BEZqOur furnace has always had a grill on the side of it to heat our basement (12”x6”). We recently began finishing our basement and put up a wall to separate mechanicals and living space. I (admittedly) didn’t plan much ahead of time and just left an 8”x14” opening in the wall. I realize I may have to resize this but if there is a way to keep the opening that would be even better.My current thought process for making the connection would be to use a flat piece of sheet metal to close off the existing rectangular opening and then using 6” collar to 6” pipe to some sort of connection to the wall. I found a 6” round to 4”x10” rectangle at the local big box. Is that what I want? And then resize my opening to better fit that size register? Or is there a better option?
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I’ve done a survey asking women what shampoo brand they used in shower.
99% of the respondents answered: “What are you doing here? Get out!”
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Will glass coffins become a trend in 2020?
Remains to be seen.
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Miss Piggy
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 100?Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
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My 4 year old son told me this one
He didn’t really, I just really need the upvotes right now
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What starts with I, ends with I and has an I in it?
Answer: Illuminati