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What’s the difference between jelly and jam??
Ya don’t jelly-it up your missus arse!!!
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You should never EVER give up on your dreams!
That’s why you should keep sleeping!
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Hey can we pick up my mom on the way to church?
Uber: sureme: Cool, I’ll cancel the hearse.
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What’s green and probably hurts like Hell?
A cactus tampon.
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Tried facial recognition on my phone
Sad to report, it doesn’t provide the source link
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I got a stripper cake as a gift for Christmas
Its the thot that counts
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Was in a room full of people and the dog walked up and sat right next to me!!!
Sadly, I was at the airport and it was a drug dog.
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A father and son went jogging together
Suddenly, the father had a heart attack.His last words were, “I had a good run.”
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Sometimes I worry I need to be more productive.
But then I think, “who am I to tell me what to do?”
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A dog is not just for christmas
It can do for sandwiches on boxing day too.