My girlfriend changed when she became a vegetarian…

I almost brushed with the one on the right.

A dad is given bad news by a doctor…

Doctor: Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.Dad: AND?

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Dew it

Found out that on IMDb they have her listed as “The Princess Bride” instead of Princess Buttercup

We reached a quarter of a million subscribers

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I thought of you today.

It reminded me to take out the trash.

O’ahu Events For December 2019

Howzit! Makin monstah thread kinna buggah, cause all done one by one, so PLEASE CHECK ALL INFORMATION BEFORE GO ANYWHERES! We probably screwed up link or sometin might have changed since we posted here. See sometin wrong, let us know and make correction post below!DECEMBER EVENTSHonoluluFamily ~ Where to Find Santa in Honolulu-2019HonoluluFamily ~ Christmas and Holiday Parades in Honolulu-2019. Our list of parades on O‘ahu for your familyHonoluluFamily ~ Family Holiday Events in Hawaiʻi-2019. Our roundup of over 100 kid-friendly holiday events for 2019KHON ~ Kapolei City LightsWindward Community College and Ka ʻOhana O Kalaupapa open A Source of Light, Constant and Never Fading, a historical exhibit about the strong relationship between the Royal Family of Hawaiʻi and the people of Kalaupapa, along with other often forgotten chapters of the history of Kalaupapa. The exhibit will launch on November 6 at Hale Laʻakea Library Learning Commons on the Windward CC campus and will run through late February.The University of Hawaiʻi at Mānoa Library is playing a major role in Hawaii: 150 Years of Japanese Migration and Histories of Dream Islands, a groundbreaking exhibit at the National Museum of Japanese History in Chiba, Japan. About 50 items, including rare documents and photos, from the UH Mānoa Library archives, Hawaiian and Asia collections are part of the exhibit on display from October 29 to December 26, 2019.Exploring the meaning of Aloha ʻĀina ~ Friday of every month through December will bring free public lectures on aloha ʻāina to the University of Hawaiʻi at Mānoa campus.HonoluluFamily ~ Get Ready to Ice Skate at the Hawai‘i Convention Center this Winter

When encountered by two paths, the boy took the path not taken

He was later found dead by the police.

If your teacher did that, what would you do?