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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He flushed the toilet.
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In China, film makers have to appease the Chinese censors, but people forget in America we have the same thing…
We also have to appease the Chinese censors.
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At his wedding, my friend called me the worst best man he’s ever seen.
I was speechless.
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What was the first expletive ever heard on TV?
On Leave It to Beaver: “Ward, weren’t you a little hard on the Beaver last night?”
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What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
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How did the gingerbread man wind up with one leg?
He lost the other in Nom.
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I can only count up to seven in French
I have a huit allergy
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I used to be a guy stuck in a girl’s body
Then I pulled out
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A viagra overdose
Must be a hard way to go.
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