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Scientists did a study on Metamucil.
Turns out it really is the best shit in the world.
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I hate when women state that men can’t multitask
And then I stop what I’m doing so I can get angry
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When my plane was landing in Saudi Arabia, the pilot announced, “Don’t forget to adjust your watches to the local time.”
I said, “I don’t think my watch goes back to the 6th century.”
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Absent minded as I was, my classmate kept on telling me… “with an R, with an R…”
So there I was trying my best to remember Miss Prussey’s name… I can’t remember what I was doing when she introduced herself and her naughty name…I remember her saying “My name is… Ms…” and her strong reminder… that her name comes with an R… with an R…Joey and his misplaced jokes got me snorting a little too loudly… and that’s when she called me…”Is there something funny young man?” She said… “do you find my name funny?””NO Ma’am I don’t…””Have you even heard me…?””Yes Ma’am…”(With an R… with an R…)”Yes Ma’am Vragina…”
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Why wasn’t Santa too disappointed when his sleigh crashed into a Boeing 747 mid flight?
It only cost him a couple of bucks…
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Telling dad jokes if you don’t have kids?
That’s a faux pa.
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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who’s fault is it?
It’s the mans fault. Why would he be driving in the kitchen?
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A very bad joke
Guy: “what do you want to be when you grow up?”Kid: “I dont know, I’m not grown up.”
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Best orange skills?
As I’m approaching level 60, are there any super good orange skills I should level up first? I know demon is great for inferno team and Bone dragon is good if you have a lich.Any suggestions?