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He stare
r/youseeingthisshit•Posted byu/GroundbreakingCat13 hours agoThis dog can’t believe his eyesRemoved – Recent Repost
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Writer with no money/food
Hi guys, I’m a freelance writer, and even though I barely make it through each year, I enjoy what I do. Since I have to pay for medication, I’m practically broke every winter, when there’s nothing to work on. I can’t ask for a loan due to my karma, but I’d appreciate any tip on how to earn 10 or 20 bucks today, so I can buy food tomorrow. I want to add I can’t ask family, got no friends due to my medical situation atm, and no other way to work without getting sick this month. If there’s a soul that has useful and concrete advice, please contact me.
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As I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom, I heard my 5-year old niece ask if anyone was inside whilst she knocked thrice. I had to mumble audibly enough through the froth so she would hear to which she responded:
‘Is that a yes or a no?’
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Black man enters your house in the middle of the night
It’s called breaking and entering, home invasion, robbery and a lot more laws broken. White man enters your house in the middle of the night it’s called Christmas.Mad respect Santa.
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I finally cut ties with someone who was dragging me down
mountain climbing with a friend is hard
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I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.
Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.Edit: Thanks for the elf. Are elfs real?…
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Why did the eagle with a cold get arrested?
He was an ill-eagle.
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Why was the snowman smiling?
He could see the snowblower coming down the street
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Why did the console gamer cross the road?
To render the buildings on the other side.
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What is a teenagers favorite mode of transportation?
The millennial falcon.
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