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What do you call bugs that rise from the dead?
I don’t know the answer, this joke was on a Dixie cup and I’m dying to know the answer. Does anyone know?
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Dogs are related to trees
Cause they both have bark
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I was listening to a podcast
Where the commentator was addressing Vatican officials on the issue of sexual misconduct and he said, “Won’t you please think of the children?”Well I suppose that’s the problem, isn’t it?
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Did You Ever Hear About Christopher, The Brown-Nosed Reindeer?
He could run just as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn’t stop as quick…
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What did the redditor say after detonating a bomb in a bank?
EDIT: Wow! This blew up.Thanks for the gold!
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When people call you short
Tell them that dynamite comes in small packages.
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Should I Mario Party DS or Star Rush?
I like Super, but DS will always be my fave. However it isn’t on 3DS eShop. Star Rush is but I don’t like it as much, still love it though. It’s on eShop. So should I go out of my way and get a DS cart or just get Star Rush.
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My teacher told me that flies are attracted to bright things
So I looked at the trash can and started wondering what type of life he’s been living.
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