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My Wife and I must be getting older. The meaning of 69 has changed …
Now we just lay on the bed and tie each others shoes.
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If you had to choose one body part to smell . . .
Would you pick your nose ?
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To my 9 yr old: wow, Altoids were made in the 1700’s.
Her: yeah, I know, they’re all dusty
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My teacher told me I’d never be good at poetry because I’m dyslexic
But so far I’ve made three jugs and a vase and they’re lovely
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[PS4][H] Titanium White Apex [W] Pure Credit Offers 🙂
Currently have some old TW Apex. I’m tryna get rid of all my items before I get rid of my Ps4. Looking for credits only as they’re easier to move, and trying to spend as little time trading. Good luck and Merry Christmas!
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Celery groups
Hello, im doing a small scrapper using flask and celery, I want to run these scrappers in a celery group. But i cant get my head arround getting the results!in a flaks view i add my task::tarea = group(tlarga2.s(), tlarga2.s())tarea = tarea.apply_async(countdown=30)print(‘Task ID: “{}” sento to Celery’.format(tarea.id))return render_template(‘pbusca.html’, JOBID=tarea.id)In another view I want to get its state and result with:jobid = request.values.get(‘jobid’)job = GroupResult.restore(jobid, app=celery)print(“job es:”.format(job))app.logger.debug(“Informe para tarea: {}”.format(jobid))if job.ready():print(job.get())
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What makes the most sense
So I plan on trading my truck in with my next auto purchase. I have an additional 30k saved. I assume it would make more sense to use the 30k to pay off my current to reduce the principle on my new auto at purchase instead of trading it in as is and dropping 30k as a down … correct?
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Tik tok tik tok tik tok
r/GirlsInaGif•Posted byu/GirlsInaGif19 days agoThey told her she could be anything she wanted, so she became a clock. Tick Tock motherfukers. Tick Tock.
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What did the reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT: wow this really blew up thanks for gold