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Electrician goes into coma after coming in contact with power lines.
“He should be fine,” say the doctors. “He’s just taking a power nap.”
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Why did the two pieces of leather get together?
They wanted to make glove.
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iSpoofer direct install link is back up
https://www.ispoofer.com/ispoofer-for-pogo-installation/
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What’s a pirate’s favourite letter?
You’d think it’s the R, but it must be the C.EDIT: Works much better if you read the punchline in a pirate accent.
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I was sitting at a stoplight when a gorgeous woman pulled up next to me and rolled down her window. I smiled at her and rolled down my window.
She said, “What? Did you fart too?”
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa!
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I care about how girls feel.
The firmer the better.
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Balls of Age
People who play basketball are 20. People who play baseball are 30. People who play golf are 60. Notice how when u grow older, your balls get smaller?
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I always cook with with vegetable oil.
It was a Wesson I learned long ago.
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When you meet new people, be sure to use alot of big words…
that way you will sound, photosynthesis.my nephew told me this today, said he made it up.