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What’s the difference between a…
Fish and a piano?You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna
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A politician and intestines are surprisingly similar
After all. They both have shit coming out of them
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There are rumours that the reason I’m leaving the company is because I was fired for breaking the windshield of my boss’s Honda car…
the truth is… It’s of my own Accord
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At a funeral, a guy approaches another one and asks
Would you know the password for the Wi-Fi?…please respect the family of the deceasedWith or without spaces?
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Girl: What do you think about our LOVE?
Girl: What do you think about our LOVE?Boy: Try to count the stars in the Sky.Girl: Awwwww. oh my God, you mean its Infinite?Boy: No darling! It’s wastage of Time…!!
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From Titanfall to Star Wars It Was Respawn’s Decade, We Just Lived In It
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I realized the reason it’s called Instagram!
So, I figured out why it’s called Instagram. It’s full of chicks who only weigh a gram and want instant clicks!
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My 3rd Christmas in a row, alone and broke
I’ve secluded myself away from my one and only family member, and friends over the past few years(death in family, breakup, medical issues). It’s sick to think about how “holidays” feel now, that I experience it more and more on my own. I used to dislike it as a child bc I got too much attention, and now it’s all I wish for lol. Can’t even get my karma high enough to ask for a loan due to this depressing time, so I decided to “vent” it instead.
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