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I helped my son by unfreezing him during freeze tag with his friends in passing
He asked how I could do that and I replied “Because I’m your Thawther.”
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Why did the toilet paper not successfully cross the road?
He got stuck in a crack
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Mom why you are white, dad is black but I look asian?
Sweetheart, with all that happen that night is already good enough that you don’t bark.
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A Jewish man and a Chinese man were chatting.
The Jewish man commented on what a wise people the Chinese are. “Yes, our culture is over 4,000 years old. But you Jews are a very wise people, too.” The Jewish man replied, “Yes, our culture is over 5,000 years old.” The Chinese man couldn’t believe it. “That’s impossible,” he replied. “Where did your people eat for a thousand years?”Happy Chanukah
ucuz takipçi satın al instagram everyone!
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If the Pope doesn’t feel like going to church…
…does he just send a mass text?
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Radio Adventures with Richard – YouTube Channel
Hi thereRadio Adventures with Richard is my YouTube channel. I’m aiming to post new ham radio content each week. There are a few videos there already. Next one looks at using FT8 in the field. Suggestions always welcome!73 Richard G3CWI
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What weird nicknames have you given your friends and why?
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There are only two types of people
Right handed and Wrong handed
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[Original Joke] this joke is
This joke is courtesy of my 2 days fetus. He/she telepathically told me the joke 2 days ago. It goes like thisfetus: what do you call a sex addicts that obsessed with women’s private part.fetus: Vegitarianme: WTF!
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Bonjour
And do you know any other words in French?Well Oui, but actually non.
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