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  • Why don’t Switzerland’s cars have brakes?

    Because their always on neutral.

  • A doctor told his patient

    “Sir, I’m afraid to tell you that your DNA has been completely reversed”The guy said “ok, and?”

  • The first people to invest themselves in Apple

    were Adam and Eve

  • Veloster vs Miata

    Hey guys… I’m looking for advice here. I currently own a Miata, and since I’ll be overseas studying in a year or so I’ll need a new car. I love my Miata, such a great car. However, I do at times need to borrow my parent’s cars (in highschool rn) if I wanna get more than a few things since the Miata isn’t exactly practical. So, I’m looking at the Veloster. Power numbers seems to be higher, but how’s the handling? Something I’d hate to lose is the tail-happiness of the Miata… Thanks!PS. I’ll probably be going manual since I love throwing great in my Miata.


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  • Friends had a sleepover without me :/

    I’m in high school and my closest friends from grade school all had a sleepover together and I’m the only one that didn’t get invited. Very strange considering we’re still very good friends and talk a lot.:(


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  • So I was at Popeyes the other day,

    And as I was ordering some of their tasty chicken, the door swung hard suddenly with a loud bang, and lo and behold, in comes the Pope to everyone’s surprise!All of us in the restaurant turned and looked at him, swaggering his way proudly into the restaurant, cuts the whole damn queue, pushed me aside and bang his hand onto the cashiers.“I want a 3 piece, spicy and ….boneless” says the Pope.“Erm…….. Yes! Sure!” says the cashier. “And what drinks would you like sir?”“Red wine I will have.” says the Pope.“Erm…….. Yes! Sure!” says the cashier. “Is there anything else sir?”“I want it all free of charge and I want it fast like within 3 mins.” demands the Pope.“Erm…….. Yes! Sure! I’ll prepare your order right away.” says the cashier.And off he goes getting the Pope’s order ready. 3 pieces of chicken, and as he is deboning them, another guy is running off to get some red wine. Within 3 mins, the cashier hands over 3 pieces of deboned chicken and a glass of red wine filled to the brim to the Pope.“I’m sorry to keep you waiting sir, here’s your order. Please enjoy!” says the cashier.


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  • Will an RTX 2070 bottleneck a Ryzen 7 1700x?

    I’m looking to upgrade my GPU from my current MSI GTX 1060 3gb to an EVGA RTX 2070 (no, not a Super). I am wondering if my system (Ryzen 7 1700x, 16gb RAM, MSI B350M Bazooka) would bottleneck my PC. I will purchase a new power supply if necessary, but my current one is an EVGA 450W. Thanks!


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  • Marvel joke

    Q:What do you call the security guard at a Samsung store?A: The guardians of the galaxy!

  • Heard about that new band called 1023 MB?

    They haven’t had any gigs yet.

  • GUYS, I’M NOT GAY OR ANYTHING BUT I FOUND A REALLY HOT STUD.

    A house in my town caught fire.