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Out of the 26 letters, only E got presents for Christmas.
The other letters were not-E.
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Why is Santa Claus always so jolly?
He knows where all the bad girls live.
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People at our Christmas party were impressed when I showed off my incredibly detailed tattoo, but they didn’t believe me when I tell them I got it done in Madrid.
Nobody expected the Spanish ink precision.
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Why did the trans man only eat salad?
Because he was a HERbefore.
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Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.My mom: USE A FUCKING COASTER
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What’s the difference between a gross bus station and a lobster with big boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean.
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Reporter to the world’s first trillionaire: “Sir, what are you going to do with all that money?”.
“I can buy a chicken and some bread now!”, says Abou, while walking out of his bank in Zimbabwe
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Which Witcher character knows the answers to all quiz questions?
Geralt of Trivia
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I remember as a child, lying in bed waiting for Santa to come…
Then there was always that awkward silence as he got dressed and left.
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Soooo my 4 year old nephew just told me this. He’s a little nerd but it made me chuckle. Knock knock…
Who’s there?Cows go.Cows go who?No idiot… Cows go moo!