Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 50 best one-liners.
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A friend’s mother gave me a Blowjob.
A friend’s mother gave me a Blowjob.
I didn’t think I’d be blowing up balloons for his party.
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A man called his twin brother from prison.
A man called his twin brother from prison.
A man called his twin brother from prison.“Hey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”
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What’s the difference between Sex, and Hide & Seek?
What’s the difference between Sex, and Hide & Seek?
With Hide & Seek I can count to ten before I shout, “I’m coming, ready or not”
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Extrovert: It’s a pleasure to meet you.
Extrovert: It’s a pleasure to meet you.
Introvert: It’s a pressure to meet you.
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I just walked into a restaurant.
I just walked into a restaurant.
They asked if I had any reservations.
I said yes, I heard the reviews were shit.
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Today I was thinking that I needed a break from life, then it…
Today I was thinking that I needed a break from life, then it dawned on me that life is fine, I need a break from stupid people.
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I don’t see my wife & kids anymore.
I don’t see my wife & kids anymore. It’s all due to gambling.
I won the lottery and I moved to Hawai’i
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“The best way to a mans heart is through his stomach.” The…
“The best way to a mans heart is through his stomach.”
The surgeon was fired later that day.
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I was so poor as a child that If I didn’t wake up with a hard on…
I was so poor as a child that
If I didn’t wake up with a hard on on Christmas Day I didn’t have anything to play with.
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After my wife heard about “A woman’s right to shoes,” she went…
After my wife heard about “A woman’s right to shoes,” she went out and bought 12 new pairs.