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Life insurance in a nutshell…
Life insurance in a nutshell…
The insurance agent is betting that you live, you’re betting that you die…
and you hope that he wins.
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Me: “When we were little, my brothers and I used to play Russian…
Me: “When we were little, my brothers and I used to play Russian roulette.” Friend: “You don’t have any brothers.”
Me: “Right.”
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still to come
A smart home is when it connects to the neighbour’s Wi-Fi at night and secretly mines cryptocurrency to pay for its own mortgage.
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first test
Agents of special services who were caught in infidelity by their wives are discharged from work due to unsuitability.
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I’m going through a lot right now.
I’m going through a lot right now.
Mostly because my car brakes stopped working.
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Every time someone over 40 complains about my generation, I wish…
Every time someone over 40 complains about my generation, I wish I could earn a dollar. That way, I could buy a house in the economy they created.
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Checking election results is like checking a group project grade.
Checking election results is like checking a group project grade. I did my best, but I can’t help but worry about the rest of the team messing it up.
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moment
A young boy approaches God and asks, “Is it true that a billion years is just a second to you?”
God answers, “Yes.”
The boy then inquires, “Is it also true that a billion dollars is worth just a penny to you?”
God again confirms, “Yes.”
Excited, the boy asks, “Can I have a penny from you then?”
God responds, “Sure, give me a moment.”
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We’re here with the first man Adam. ” tell us Adam, what do you…
we’re here with the first man Adam. ” tell us Adam, what do you do for fun?”
” I like to play volleyball with Eve and watch her boobs bounce up and down ! “