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Apparently, if you type erectile dysfunction into google….
Apparently, if you type erectile dysfunction into google…. Nothing comes up
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What if, instead of Cinderella being a cleaning slave, she was a…
What if, instead of Cinderella being a cleaning slave, she was a cooking slave and her name was Mozzarella?
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I don’t work well under pressure or under any other circumstances.
I don’t work well under pressure or under any other circumstances.
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The day my wife died, I felt the worst pain I ever felt in my…
The day my wife died, I felt the worst pain I ever felt in my entire life.
I somehow shot myself in the eye when I popped the champagne cork.
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A Canadian visiting America gets held up at gunpoint. “Give me…
A Canadian visiting America gets held up at gunpoint. “Give me all your money and I’ll let you live.
The Canadian replies gleefully, “Oh! You must be what they call doctor.”
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McDonald’s just came out with a new burger called the McBiden,…
McDonald’s just came out with a new burger called the McBiden, when you order it the person behind you has to pay for it..
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Sexcurity camera
I caught my coworker watching porn during our meeting
He said this is his home security camera
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October is eczema awareness month.
October is eczema awareness month. I’m raising money….
by selling scratch cards
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Nectarines were grown by people who got tired of shaving peaches.
Nectarines were grown by people who got tired of shaving peaches.
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Marx said that “Religion is the opium of the masses” suggesting…
Marx said that “Religion is the opium of the masses” suggesting that the people need better drugs.
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