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Due to Inflation, the Five Second Rule has been extended to Ten…
Due to Inflation, the Five Second Rule has been extended to Ten Seconds.
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With a sexy smile, she said to me “Kiss me where the sun don’t…
With a sexy smile, she said to me “Kiss me where the sun don’t shine.”
…so I booked us two tickets for a December holiday in northern Norway.
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If Satan was a teacher, which subject would he teach?
If Satan was a teacher, which subject would he teach?
Trigonometry. There’s a lot of sin involved.
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Welcome to the handsome club
If no woman gives me sex soon I will take matters into my own hands!
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Ignore the ‘Best Before date’ on baked beans…
Ignore the ‘Best Before date’
on baked beans…They are pretty much the worst thing you can eat before going on a date…
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I visited my old friend in Newcastle over the weekend and asked…
I visited my old friend in Newcastle over the weekend and asked him if I could use his WiFi.
“Sure,” he said, “she’s upstairs and the password is ‘new_shoes’.”
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Not to brag, but I have sychic powers.
Not to brag, but I have sychic powers.
For example, now you’re thinking—-it’s spelled psychic, moron.
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Why is Russia planning to have Vladimir Putin buried 100 feet deep?
Why is Russia planning to have Vladimir Putin buried 100 feet deep?
Because they all know that deep down he is a very good leader.
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Today I lost my book, Organizational Skills for Dummies……again.
Today I lost my book, Organizational Skills for Dummies……again.
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Whoever called them Kegels….
Whoever called them Kegels….
And not puss-ups really missed out