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Honesty
No officer these drugs aren’t mine, I stole them.
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Always proofread to make sure you don’t any words out.
Always proofread to make sure you don’t any words out.
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People always say, let me be Frank, I want to know who this guy…
People always say, let me be Frank, I want to know who this guy is and what makes him so special…
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Saw my doctor today and showed him the bleeding coming out of my…
Saw my doctor today and showed him the bleeding coming out of my ass.
He completely ignored me, and carried on pushing his shopping basket into Walmart
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Apparently, if you type erectile dysfunction into google….
Apparently, if you type erectile dysfunction into google…. Nothing comes up
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What if, instead of Cinderella being a cleaning slave, she was a…
What if, instead of Cinderella being a cleaning slave, she was a cooking slave and her name was Mozzarella?
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I don’t work well under pressure or under any other circumstances.
I don’t work well under pressure or under any other circumstances.
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The day my wife died, I felt the worst pain I ever felt in my…
The day my wife died, I felt the worst pain I ever felt in my entire life.
I somehow shot myself in the eye when I popped the champagne cork.
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A Canadian visiting America gets held up at gunpoint. “Give me…
A Canadian visiting America gets held up at gunpoint. “Give me all your money and I’ll let you live.
The Canadian replies gleefully, “Oh! You must be what they call doctor.”
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McDonald’s just came out with a new burger called the McBiden,…
McDonald’s just came out with a new burger called the McBiden, when you order it the person behind you has to pay for it..