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The wife has just been diagnosed with an iron deficiency….
The wife has just been diagnosed with an iron deficiency….
So I’ve bought her a new one for Christmas🎄🎅
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I’ve never been able to tell my mechanic my car problems, with…
I’ve never been able to tell my mechanic my car problems, with out reverting to sound effects
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@Маке
Anything is possible. Tenderly, gently and a little trotil.
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My wife was scrolling through Twitter and says, “wow, some…
My wife was scrolling through Twitter and says, “wow, some people are fucking idiots!”
I replied, “I know, I’m one of them”
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My boss pays me just enough so that he knows I won’t quit, so I…
My boss pays me just enough so that he knows I won’t quit, so I do just enough work so that I know he won’t fire me.
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A friend’s mother gave me a Blowjob.
A friend’s mother gave me a Blowjob.
I didn’t think I’d be blowing up balloons for his party.
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A man called his twin brother from prison.
A man called his twin brother from prison.
A man called his twin brother from prison.“Hey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”
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What’s the difference between Sex, and Hide & Seek?
What’s the difference between Sex, and Hide & Seek?
With Hide & Seek I can count to ten before I shout, “I’m coming, ready or not”
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Extrovert: It’s a pleasure to meet you.
Extrovert: It’s a pleasure to meet you.
Introvert: It’s a pressure to meet you.
Jokes
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