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I bought a Russian advent calendar.
I bought a Russian advent calendar.
Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out.
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When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, it took my breath away?
When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, it took my breath away?
I’ve never run so fast.
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I still remember the day my mum and dad told me that Santa…
I still remember the day my mum and dad told me that Santa wasn’t real.
I was heart broken…
I jumped in my car and went straight to the pub.
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“Well, thank god that’s all over and out of the way for another…
“Well, thank god that’s all over and out of the way for another year”!….
Said the wife as I rolled off the top of her ☹️
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What’s the difference between your cat and your wife?
What’s the difference between your cat and your wife?
One doesn’t care whether you live or die and refuses to eat anything you make, and the other one sleeps on the bed sometimes.
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Do you know the best way to keep an air fryer clean?
Do you know the best way to keep an air fryer clean?
Dont buy one.
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Which car is best for off-road?
Which car is best for off-road?
A company car…
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Why do Adam and Eve use Android?
Why do Adam and Eve use Android?
Because Eve violated the apple terms and conditions.
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What do you call a bodybuilder with a large penis?
What do you call a bodybuilder with a large penis?
A beginner.
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