Keep trying

our Boss said ” we will continue having these meetings every day until I find out why no work is being done ! “

High four

How do you know if you bought good fireworks ?
the owner of the store gives you a high four

I believe in love at first sight…
But science calls it an erection.

One of my books just had a four-star review!
The reviewer said “This book is ****”

Unexpectedly early

So the other day my wife unexpectedly came home early from work and asked me if I wanted to play Monopoly with her. I agreed but while we were playing, I caught her cheating. I called her out on it and she just shrugged and said, “if you’re not cheating, you’re not trying!” That’s when her sister burst out of the closet and said to my wife, “thank God you’re cool with it, I thought I was going to be stuck in there for hours!”