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Ignore the ‘Best Before date’ on baked beans…
Ignore the ‘Best Before date’
on baked beans…They are pretty much the worst thing you can eat before going on a date…
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I visited my old friend in Newcastle over the weekend and asked…
I visited my old friend in Newcastle over the weekend and asked him if I could use his WiFi.
“Sure,” he said, “she’s upstairs and the password is ‘new_shoes’.”
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Not to brag, but I have sychic powers.
Not to brag, but I have sychic powers.
For example, now you’re thinking—-it’s spelled psychic, moron.
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Why is Russia planning to have Vladimir Putin buried 100 feet deep?
Why is Russia planning to have Vladimir Putin buried 100 feet deep?
Because they all know that deep down he is a very good leader.
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Today I lost my book, Organizational Skills for Dummies……again.
Today I lost my book, Organizational Skills for Dummies……again.
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Whoever called them Kegels….
Whoever called them Kegels….
And not puss-ups really missed out
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Be aware!!!!
Be aware!!!! It is quite possible some of my best mistakes haven’t even been made yet.
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People are bragging about now being able to 3D print a gun, I…
People are bragging about now being able to 3D print a gun, I don’t see what the big deal is, I’ve had a cannon printer for years
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Plastic surgery finally gives people the opportunity to…
Plastic surgery finally gives people the opportunity to represent externally how they feel on the inside … fake.
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Today, the girl next door gave me her number and said I could…
Today, the girl next door gave me her number and said I could call her any time.
I looked at her and said: “Well, that’s a funny name.”