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@Jambroni99

Do you know the best way to keep an air fryer clean?
Dont buy one.

@Gregib

Which car is best for off-road?
A company car…

@_dantastic

Why do Adam and Eve use Android?
Because Eve violated the apple terms and conditions.

@TaylorFujii

I met a woman at the bar and asked to take her home
She said I’m on my menstrual cycle, I said that’s okay I’ll follow you on my Honda

@1-_Nyxxit

What do you call a bodybuilder with a large penis?
A beginner.

@Strype

The wife has just been diagnosed with an iron deficiency….

So I’ve bought her a new one for Christmas🎄🎅

@MarsBonfire

I’ve never been able to tell my mechanic my car problems, with out reverting to sound effects

@MO

My mates call me stingy, so I decided to buy them a beer.

Turns out, they wanted 1 each.