Those are some scary times to call sick at work. They may put you and everybody else in quarantine

Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party, that you do not attend

Life would be so much better if at the end of each day, it asked…. “Would you like to save the changes?”

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband

They want us to get vaccinated so they can inject us with microchips and track us anywhere. -Sent from my iPhone

A cop drives past my open garage in California, and notices my plants and grow lamps. He stops and shouts, “You better not be growing

I quit my job at McDonald’s today… Boss was a clown

I went to a bar full of lesbians…even the pool table didn’t have any balls !