Little atheistic joke
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@Man-chesthair-Re-United
[jogging] brain: let’s talkme: ok
brain: are we being chased?
me: no
brain: are we chasing something?
me: no
brain: then WTF are we doing here?
heart and lungs: we also have questions…
@Man-chesthair-Re-United
When my wife makes me angry, I look at her through my fork and pretend she’s in jail. It heals me spiritually.
@Man-chesthair-Re-United
Dr: Are you sexually active?
Me: Haha, big time!
Dr: Like… with another person?
Me: Oh, then no.
@Man-chesthair-Re-United
My wife and I can’t decide where to eat so this time we’re going to her favorite restaurant and next time we’ll go to her other favorite restaurant
@Man-chesthair-Re-United
Only 10% of Americans file their taxes correctly. It’s hard to believe 95% of us can’t do simple math.
@Man-chesthair-Re-United
pineapple goes on pizza just like tongues go into assholes.
it’s not for everybody, but those that enjoy it are a bit more sophisticated.
