Last night after a few beers my mate asked if he could stay on my sofa I had to explain to him that I’m married

What’s the difference between Jesus and whore? Jesus says: take this bread, it is my body. A whore says: take this body, it is my

Ladies, we don’t only want your nudes We want your friend’s nudes too, please understand.

A man is sitting alone in an airport lounge when a beautiful woman sits at the table next to him. Long He decides because she’s

I wa‌‌s walkin‌‌g wit‌‌h m‌‌y girlfrien‌‌d whe‌‌n ‌‌a rando‌‌m gu‌‌y whistle‌‌d a‌‌t he‌‌r an‌‌d sai‌‌d, “Nic‌‌e ass”‌‌. Sh‌‌e wa‌‌s clearl‌‌y annoye‌‌d an‌‌d demande‌‌d ‌‌I sa‌‌y