Scary times

Those are some scary times to call sick at work. They may put you and everybody else in quarantine

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Continually

Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party, that you do not attend

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Much better

Life would be so much better if at the end of each day, it asked…. “Would you like to save the changes?”

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No chance

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband

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Conspiracy

They want us to get vaccinated so they can inject us with microchips and track us anywhere. -Sent from my iPhone

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Friendly advice

A cop drives past my open garage in California, and notices my plants and grow lamps. He stops and shouts, “You better not be growing

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No balls

I went to a bar full of lesbians…even the pool table didn’t have any balls !

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