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We all know that hygiene is important But I laundered all my…
We all know that hygiene is important
But I laundered all my money and now I am being arrested.
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The fun part about your 50’s is waking up thinking you’re…
The fun part about your 50’s is waking up thinking you’re hungover but then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now…
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Life insurance in a nutshell…
Life insurance in a nutshell…
The insurance agent is betting that you live, you’re betting that you die…
and you hope that he wins.
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Me: “When we were little, my brothers and I used to play Russian…
Me: “When we were little, my brothers and I used to play Russian roulette.” Friend: “You don’t have any brothers.”
Me: “Right.”
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still to come
A smart home is when it connects to the neighbour’s Wi-Fi at night and secretly mines cryptocurrency to pay for its own mortgage.
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first test
Agents of special services who were caught in infidelity by their wives are discharged from work due to unsuitability.
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I’m going through a lot right now.
I’m going through a lot right now.
Mostly because my car brakes stopped working.
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Every time someone over 40 complains about my generation, I wish…
Every time someone over 40 complains about my generation, I wish I could earn a dollar. That way, I could buy a house in the economy they created.
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Checking election results is like checking a group project grade.
Checking election results is like checking a group project grade. I did my best, but I can’t help but worry about the rest of the team messing it up.
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