
@_dantastic
December 24, 2022
Why do Adam and Eve use Android?
Because Eve violated the apple terms and conditions.
@TaylorFujii
December 24, 2022
I met a woman at the bar and asked to take her home
She said I’m on my menstrual cycle, I said that’s okay I’ll follow you on my Honda
@Strype
December 23, 2022
The wife has just been diagnosed with an iron deficiency….
So I’ve bought her a new one for Christmas🎄🎅
@MarsBonfire
December 13, 2022
I’ve never been able to tell my mechanic my car problems, with out reverting to sound effects
@MO
December 13, 2022
My mates call me stingy, so I decided to buy them a beer.
Turns out, they wanted 1 each.

