Jokes

@Jeep

My doctor said that I have to exercise more and eat healthier foods, this is going to be a huge change for me…

Finding a new doctor is a tough process.

Don`t be a Richard

@Jeep

If I was in marketing I’d advise a company that makes pregnancy tests to call them Maybe Baby.

cardmagic1002

Sometimes I’ll be sitting on the couch doing nothing, and I’ll think to myself, “Man, I’m really getting good at this.”

@lilapre

My asshole of a boss just yelled at me in front of everyone for eating chips at work.
“John, you’re a fucking croupier!”