One of my books just had a four-star review!
The reviewer said “This book is ****”

Unexpectedly early

So the other day my wife unexpectedly came home early from work and asked me if I wanted to play Monopoly with her. I agreed but while we were playing, I caught her cheating. I called her out on it and she just shrugged and said, “if you’re not cheating, you’re not trying!” That’s when her sister burst out of the closet and said to my wife, “thank God you’re cool with it, I thought I was going to be stuck in there for hours!”

not fair

Alcohol manufacturers are killing their best customers.

No Porn Hub, I don’t want to play online poker
I’m at work


Wish me luck. I’m doing the London Marathon again this year.
Last year I managed only 3 hours and 20 mins…
before I got bored and switched to a different channel.

Pull ups

I’ve done a hundred pull ups today…..

This new belt is a crap!


I told my mother that Internet Explorer ended support recently.

She said, “So does that mean nobody can use the internet now?”