
@An_aussie_in_ct
January 7, 2023
There is a short time, later on in every woman’s life, when she ignores the opposite gender for a while
It’s called men-on-pause
@woodyloco
January 5, 2023
– “Babe are you mad?”
– “Yes! I’m going to explain to you why so you can solve it and this won’t repeat itself!”
– *said no woman ever*
@woodyloco
January 5, 2023
Wife – “You said you weren’t going to drink more!”
Me – “I’m not. I’m going to drink the same like before.”
@supernurse
January 5, 2023
All my life, I never imagined I’d wake up at 6am and go jogging…..
…..And I was right.
@Gizmo
January 5, 2023
I love watching Women’s Heavyweight Boxing…
It’s hilarious to see them fight back the tears when the announcer tells everyone their weight.
@Jeep
January 5, 2023
The older I get, the more I understand why Noah only allowed animals on his boat.

