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How soon after waking up is it OK to take a nap…
How soon after waking up is it OK to take a nap… Asking for myself.
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L want my children to have all the things in the world l could…
l want my children to have all the things in the world l could never afford. Then I’m going to move in with them.
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Filtered Fail: Instagram’s Fallstart at Tweeting
Instagram announced they’re launching a competitor to Twitter. However, they hit a snag: Instagram users couldn’t figure out how to add filters to their tweets.
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– Excuse me sir, we have a dress code here. – I work in IT -…
– Excuse me sir, we have a dress code here.
– I work in IT
– carry on
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neither have I
Have you ever experienced that morning surge of inner energy, a charge of invigoration for the day, and an uncontainable desire to create? No? Neither have I.
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I was at an important job interview today.. “Are you on…
I was at an important job interview today..
“Are you on facebook?” I was asked.
“Sorry, no. I’m not.” I replied.
“Twitter?”
“Nope.”
“Instagram?”
“Nah.”
“Look, just put your fucking phone away, will you!?”
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I have no idea why this cop is so pissed off!
I have no idea why this cop is so pissed off! I yelled “just kidding” and IMMEDIATLY gave him his gun back!
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You know, the band “Fine Young Cannibals” originally had 8 members.
You know, the band “Fine Young Cannibals” originally had 8 members.
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Snooker rules applied to sex If Red is blocking Pink, go for the…
Snooker rules applied to sex
If Red is blocking Pink, go for the Brown.
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Last night I was offered a threesome by two hot twins Sex with…
Last night I was offered a threesome by two hot twins
Sex with Jessica felt great, but Jeremy was a pain in the ass.