Boy asks mum, “Is it bad to have a penis?” She says “No, why?” “Because, dad is upstairs, trying to pull his off.” 🍒🍓🍒

My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the UPS driver knocked on our door to see if everything was alright

Fall in love with your problems, maybe they’ll leave you too.

Anal Sex: The only time a man tries to convince you his dick really isn’t that big

My neighbour’s 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown. He still can’t say “please” though, which I think is poor for four.

Would Albert Einstein have been so successful if his father had called him Frank?

A baby that came from a sperm bank is basically ‘hand made.’

I was arguing with this really busty woman and she shoved my face in her tits. I don’t remember why we were arguing..

Let’s make our calendar end 8 years too early just to fuck with people. ~ Mayans

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Since quarantine I’ve not had a haircut. Hell, I’ve not even stepped on the scales. So today I decided to weigh myself for the first