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neither have I
Have you ever experienced that morning surge of inner energy, a charge of invigoration for the day, and an uncontainable desire to create? No? Neither have I.
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I was at an important job interview today.. “Are you on…
I was at an important job interview today..
“Are you on facebook?” I was asked.
“Sorry, no. I’m not.” I replied.
“Twitter?”
“Nope.”
“Instagram?”
“Nah.”
“Look, just put your fucking phone away, will you!?”
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I have no idea why this cop is so pissed off!
I have no idea why this cop is so pissed off! I yelled “just kidding” and IMMEDIATLY gave him his gun back!
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You know, the band “Fine Young Cannibals” originally had 8 members.
You know, the band “Fine Young Cannibals” originally had 8 members.
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Snooker rules applied to sex If Red is blocking Pink, go for the…
Snooker rules applied to sex
If Red is blocking Pink, go for the Brown.
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Last night I was offered a threesome by two hot twins Sex with…
Last night I was offered a threesome by two hot twins
Sex with Jessica felt great, but Jeremy was a pain in the ass.
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When someone says, “It’s better than sex” they haven’t been…
When someone says, “It’s better than sex” they haven’t been having the right kind of sex.
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Not a Damn Thing
So a Police Officer pulls over a little old lady in a car going a bit too slow…
Police officer asks the usual, “…know why I pulled you over…” “…license, registration, proof of insurance…”
Lady hands everything over as usual,
And then the Officer asks, “Ma’am, you got any weapons in the car I should know about?”
Old Lady answers “a .45 at my waistband, a Glock in the Center Console, a .357 Revolver in the Glove Box, a 12 Gauge under the back seat, and an AR-10 in the trunk.”
The officer asks, “Jeez, Lady, what the hell are you so afraid of?”
The Lady then answers “Not a Damn Thing.”
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