A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband

They want us to get vaccinated so they can inject us with microchips and track us anywhere. -Sent from my iPhone

A cop drives past my open garage in California, and notices my plants and grow lamps. He stops and shouts, “You better not be growing

I quit my job at McDonald’s today… Boss was a clown

I went to a bar full of lesbians…even the pool table didn’t have any balls !

I called a restaurant and ask for a table for two.. he said ” wrong number ” so I said ” I’d like a table