May 4, 2022
I broke up with a girl once because she was having hallucinations.
She said “Carl, I.. can’t see you anymore”… That was weird. I was like- “Babe, I’m standing right here.” then she said “No, you don’t understand… I’m seeing someone else” which was really bizarre because it was just the two of us in the room. I had to break it off after that.
ratings
May 3, 2022
Movie ratings are an indication of who gets the girl
Rated G – the prince gets the girl.
Rated PG – the hero gets the girl.
Rated R – the villain gets the girl.
Rated X – everyone gets the girl!
Do you remember
May 1, 2022
Do you remember before the internet, people thought that the lack of information was the cause of stupidity?
Yeah, well that definitely wasn’t the cause.