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2020 is still better than my first marriage

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Guys, when a woman is mad just tell her to calm down, she’ll realize that she’s overreacting and she’ll thank you. Follow me for more helpful tips.

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A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him “You are driving me crazy Arthur!!!!!” One day Arthur’s mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother… Continue reading Untitled

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No!

Doctor – You have a serious disease.. Me -oh no..? Doctor-..that you can cure by eating healthier and exercising. Me-OH NO!!?

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Something

I took a girl back home last night. We got kissing on the sofa, before I slipped my hand in her knickers, she asked, “Shall we take this upstairs?” I said, “No, I’d rather we did it here.” “Oh I see.” She winked, “Something in your bedroom you don’t want me to see eh?” I… Continue reading Something

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Two lips

A boss has to interview 4 girls for a secretary position. He asked the same question to each one of them. Boss : “A woman normally has lips in 2 different places. What’s the difference between the two ?” First Girl : “One is hairy, the other isn’t.” Boss : “OK… good !” Second Girl… Continue reading Two lips

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Simple trick

How to get a woman to think about you nonstop… …borrow a large sum of money from her?

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Horrific

It would be horrific if farting was as contagious as yawning.

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Time for call

There was this girl in high school that said she’d only sleep with me if the world was ending, thinking about giving her a call.

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2 minutes

The police have just released my mother-in-law after questioning her about the murder of her husband. They only spoke to her for 2 minutes before coming to the conclusion he committed suicide….

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