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neither have I
09/05/2023
Have you ever experienced that morning surge of inner energy, a charge of invigoration for the day, and an uncontainable desire to create? No? Neither have I.
@awesome_smokey
08/05/2023
I was at an important job interview today..
“Are you on facebook?” I was asked.
“Sorry, no. I’m not.” I replied.
“Twitter?”
“Nope.”
“Instagram?”
“Nah.”
“Look, just put your fucking phone away, will you!?”
@ElGato
04/05/2023
I have no idea why this cop is so pissed off! I yelled “just kidding” and IMMEDIATLY gave him his gun back!
@pokeboy
03/05/2023
Last night I was offered a threesome by two hot twins
Sex with Jessica felt great, but Jeremy was a pain in the ass.
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