I’ve gotten a lot stronger the past year, it used to take me 3 trips to carry $100 worth of groceries, now I can do it in 1 trip only using 1 hand. 💪
A guy and a dog are sitting at the bar.
the dog says ” you think YOUR wife is a Bitch ? “
The lady next to me on this roller-coaster is screaming at the top of her lungs! Damn, it’s like she’s never seen a penis before.
our Boss said ” we will continue having these meetings every day until I find out why no work is being done ! “
What do you call all the boobs you have ever seen in your life?
How do you know if you bought good fireworks ?
the owner of the store gives you a high four