Boobs are like the sun

You can only stare at ‘em for a very short time. But if you wear sunglasses, you can stare at ‘em as much as you want.

Why?

Two aliens are flying near earth

Two aliens are flying near earth~
The first one says, “The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons.”
The second one says, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”
The first one says, “I don’t think so, they have it aimed at themselves.”

Its been months since i bought the book “How to scam people online”.
It still hasn’t arrive yet…

People still think there are vampires in Romania.
But I haven’t seen one since 1645.

I got kicked out of a hospital after saying to a Covid-19 patient..
Stay positive

The prostitute dressed again and said,
“It was a business doing pleasure with you.”

Onion rings are Vegetarian donuts

I lost my Pizza cutter so I used my Bryan Adams Cd..
Cuts Like a Knife

Tequila: Liquid that won’t change your life but it’s worth a shot.