I’ve gotten a lot stronger the past year, it used to take me 3 trips to carry $100 worth of groceries, now I can do it in 1 trip only using 1 hand. 💪


A guy and a dog are sitting at the bar.
the dog says ” you think YOUR wife is a Bitch ? “


The lady next to me on this roller-coaster is screaming at the top of her lungs! Damn, it’s like she’s never seen a penis before.

Keep trying

our Boss said ” we will continue having these meetings every day until I find out why no work is being done ! “

High four

How do you know if you bought good fireworks ?
the owner of the store gives you a high four

I believe in love at first sight…
But science calls it an erection.