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Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 300 short jokes and one-liners or the 50 best one-liners. Strictly for adults, there are 200 dirty jokes too.

Popular collections: 100 dad jokes · 100 husband and wife jokes · 88 walks into a bar jokes · 86 office jokes · 72 computer jokes · 68 funny animal jokes · 64 medical jokes · 60 Christmas jokes

  • Comfort Zone

    How do I leave my comfort zone if I’ve never once been in it?

  • ChatGPT Is Getting Dumber

    – Have you noticed that ChatGPT is getting dumber?

    – It adapts to the user.

  • Lottery Plans

    Wife to husband:

    – When you win the lottery, I’m getting a facelift, Botox and new boobs right away. What do you say?

    – And what would you say if I spent that money tuning up my old pickup?

  • In Whose Image

    The creators of artificial intelligence complain to God:

    – Lord, we built an AI and it turned out deceitful, cunning and irresponsible!

    – And in whose image did you create it?

  • Don’t Call Me at Work

    – Why do you never tell me when you finish?

    – You told me not to call you at work.

    Seen on aberwitzig.com

  • A Stranger

    – If I left you for another man, would you feel sorry?

    – Feel sorry for a stranger?

    Seen on anekdotov.net

  • Persian Gulf

    My Persian cat made a Persian Gulf on my Persian rug.

  • Will You Cry

    – Honey, will you cry when I die?

    – Of course I will. You know I cry over every little thing!

    Seen on vicevi.rs

  • The Wine Taster

    A winery is hiring a taster. A scruffy drunk with a red nose and filthy clothes shows up for the interview. The owner decides to get rid of him quickly and hands him a glass of wine.

    – Merlot, three years old, from the southern slope, aged in oak. Weak stuff, but it’ll sell.

    – That’s right… – mutters the owner and hands him a second glass.

    – Cabernet, eight years old, northern slope. Needs another three years, but it’ll be excellent.

    The owner, getting nervous now, winks at his secretary and she brings a glass of something yellowish. The drunk takes a sip, thinks for a moment and says:

    – Blonde, 26, three months pregnant. And if you don’t hire me, I’ll tell everyone who the father is.

    Seen on moppen.nl

  • Effective Bio-Managers

    Biology textbooks will no longer say “parasites”. The politically correct term is now “effective bio-managers”.

    Seen on anekdotov.net

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