– “Babe are you mad?”
– “Yes! I’m going to explain to you why so you can solve it and this won’t repeat itself!”
– *said no woman ever*
Wife – “You said you weren’t going to drink more!”
Me – “I’m not. I’m going to drink the same like before.”
All my life, I never imagined I’d wake up at 6am and go jogging…..
…..And I was right.
I love watching Women’s Heavyweight Boxing…
It’s hilarious to see them fight back the tears when the announcer tells everyone their weight.
The older I get, the more I understand why Noah only allowed animals on his boat.
My new year’s resolution for 2023
Is to accomplish the goals of 2022 which I should have done in 2021 because I promised them in 2020 and planned them in 2019
HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE
I know im early but i suffer from premature congratulation.
I went out for a few beers with my mates at lunchtime on Christmas Eve and didn’t get back until this afternoon…
When I arrived home my wife was really upset and screaming something about her Christmas being totally ruined…
Well it can’t have been me who ruined it for her, I wasn’t even there.