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Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 300 short jokes and one-liners or the 50 best one-liners. Strictly for adults, there are 200 dirty jokes too.

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  • Did you have many guys before me?

    Comic: Did you have many guys before me? – No. Why do you ask? – The condom vending machine in your bathroom got me curious...

    Nothing wrong with being prepared.

    Seen on Joe Monster


  • If you need a problem, I’m here

    Woman in a white t-shirt with the print: If you need a problem I'm here

    The most honest t-shirt ever printed.


  • Two Ice Cubes From Me

    A guy to the waiter:

    “I’d like to buy that lovely blonde at the bar a drink. What’s she having?”

    “Sir, the lady is drinking an exquisite 36-year-old single malt whisky.”

    “Oh! Then add two ice cubes from me.”


  • What’s Your Ring Size?

    Comic: What's your ring size

    Author: Twonks


  • Walking by Proxy

    Funny picture: Walking by Proxy

    “Right, I’m heading out for a walk.”

    “Can you take my watch with you?”

    Author: TWONKS


  • The Red Bull Heist

    Thieves have stolen 250,000 cans of Red Bull today from a warehouse in Liverpool.

    Police say they have no leads, but reckon the culprits could be anywhere by now. One thing’s for sure: they won’t be getting any sleep tonight.

    Seen on r/Jokes


  • The Best Revenge

    My breakup was so bad that I decided to post some revenge porn.

    It was naked pictures of myself to show how low my ex-partner’s standards are.


  • Opening a Joint Account

    Bob walks into a bank with a pound of weed and hands it over to the teller.

    Shocked, the teller asks, “What’s this for?”

    Bob: “I’m here to open a joint account.”


  • Most Honest Graduation Caps Ever

    Meme: Most honest graduation caps ever

    Most honest graduation caps ever! The graduates decorated their caps with the logos of DeepSeek, ChatGPT, Claude and Gemini.


  • What’s the IT guy doing in a crematorium?

    What’s the IT guy doing in a crematorium?
    A migration to the cloud


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