Coronavirus jokes cured my depression due to quarantine.
Costco worker asked if I wanna box for my groceries. No bro I’m just trying to pay for them, everyone’s so violent these days.
religion is waiting for corona to end. so they can get back to performing miracles and healing the sick
The quarantine has ruined many marriages but mine is still going strong. Just the other day I woke up to my beautiful and loving wife
Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia . . . Hwoevr tihs is olny ni etxreem caess of slef aubse
What happens when someone yells “FIRE”, during a porn shoot? Premature Evacuations
Life is short, if you can’t laugh at yourself call me, I will.
Scientists: Direct exposure to sunlight will kill Covid19 in as little as 3 minutes. Government: Close the beaches! Everyone stay inside!
I knew a guy who had a massive heart attack during sex. He came and went at the same time.
I haven’t laughed since my wife died. People often ask: Why did you laugh when your wife died?
Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.
Since I’ve been in self-isolation, I have been thinking a lot about the F word. Fauci, face mask, flu, fever, furlough, fries…