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Cure

Coronavirus jokes cured my depression due to quarantine.

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Box

Costco worker asked if I wanna box for my groceries. No bro I’m just trying to pay for them, everyone’s so violent these days.

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Waiting

religion is waiting for corona to end. so they can get back to performing miracles and healing the sick

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Protect

The quarantine has ruined many marriages but mine is still going strong. Just the other day I woke up to my beautiful and loving wife

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JOKESTER

Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia . . . Hwoevr tihs is olny ni etxreem caess of slef aubse

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JOKESTER

What happens when someone yells “FIRE”, during a porn shoot? Premature Evacuations

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JOKESTER

Scientists: Direct exposure to sunlight will kill Covid19 in as little as 3 minutes. Government: Close the beaches! Everyone stay inside!

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Why

I haven’t laughed since my wife died. People often ask: Why did you laugh when your wife died?

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JOKESTER

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Since I’ve been in self-isolation, I have been thinking a lot about the F word. Fauci, face mask, flu, fever, furlough, fries…

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