Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 50 best one-liners.
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Winning the lottery can sometimes be wife changing.
Winning the lottery can sometimes be wife changing.
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I searched the internet for a Rorschach test but all I found…
I searched the internet for a Rorschach test
but all I found were a bunch of drawings of my parents having sex
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I told my therapist that I feel like I’m living in a sitcom.
I told my therapist that I feel like I’m living in a sitcom.
And then about 30 people laughed.
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I asked a time traveller when will I get a girlfriend.
I asked a time traveller when will I get a girlfriend.
He said he can’t travel that far in future.
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There is a short time, later on in every woman’s life, when she…
There is a short time, later on in every woman’s life, when she ignores the opposite gender for a while
It’s called men-on-pause
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Just spent 30 minutes on the treadmill.
Just spent 30 minutes on the treadmill.
Tomorrow I’m going to turn it on.
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– “Babe are you mad?” – “Yes!
– “Babe are you mad?”
– “Yes! I’m going to explain to you why so you can solve it and this won’t repeat itself!”
– *said no woman ever*
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Wife – “You said you weren’t going to drink more!” Me – “I’m not.
Wife – “You said you weren’t going to drink more!”
Me – “I’m not. I’m going to drink the same like before.”
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All my life, I never imagined I’d wake up at 6am and go…
All my life, I never imagined I’d wake up at 6am and go jogging…..
…..And I was right.
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I love watching Women’s Heavyweight Boxing…
I love watching Women’s Heavyweight Boxing…
It’s hilarious to see them fight back the tears when the announcer tells everyone their weight.