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There is a short time, later on in every woman’s life, when she…
There is a short time, later on in every woman’s life, when she ignores the opposite gender for a while
It’s called men-on-pause
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Just spent 30 minutes on the treadmill.
Just spent 30 minutes on the treadmill.
Tomorrow I’m going to turn it on.
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– “Babe are you mad?” – “Yes!
– “Babe are you mad?”
– “Yes! I’m going to explain to you why so you can solve it and this won’t repeat itself!”
– *said no woman ever*
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Wife – “You said you weren’t going to drink more!” Me – “I’m not.
Wife – “You said you weren’t going to drink more!”
Me – “I’m not. I’m going to drink the same like before.”
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All my life, I never imagined I’d wake up at 6am and go…
All my life, I never imagined I’d wake up at 6am and go jogging…..
…..And I was right.
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I love watching Women’s Heavyweight Boxing…
I love watching Women’s Heavyweight Boxing…
It’s hilarious to see them fight back the tears when the announcer tells everyone their weight.
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The older I get, the more I understand why Noah only allowed…
The older I get, the more I understand why Noah only allowed animals on his boat.
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My new year’s resolution for 2023 Is to accomplish the goals of…
My new year’s resolution for 2023
Is to accomplish the goals of 2022 which I should have done in 2021 because I promised them in 2020 and planned them in 2019
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HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE I know im early but i suffer from…
HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE
I know im early but i suffer from premature congratulation.
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