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Cockroaches can survive a nuclear holocaust but can’t survive a slap from a newspaper.
That shows how toxic the media is.
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Blowjobs are great
Even if you suck at it you’re still doing it correctly.
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It was 10 years ago today that my friend came running out the room yelling, “It’s a boy! It’s a boy!” with tears streaming down his face.
We never went back to Thailand.
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Dr. Strange goes to Dormamu’s house
Dr. Strange : Knock, knockDormamu : Who’s there?Dr. Strange : door momDormamu : door mom who?Dr. Strange : DoorMomWho, I’ve come to bargain
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A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act (same but different)
Somewhere out deep on an Alabama lake there’s a Redneck lighting sticks of dynamite and tossing them into the water. After each tremendous explosion, he grabs his net and pulls the dead fish into his boat. Before too long, the Game Warden races out, lights and sirens blaring and screaming at the top of his lungs:GW: “Hey! Just what in THE HELL do you think you’re DOING!?”R: “Wuts it look like Warden? I’m fishin’”GW: “Are you CRAZY? This is illegal! How’d you get that dynamite anyways? Is that boat registered? Do you even have a license??….”The redneck cuts him off by handing the warden a lit stick of dynamite and says:”Look, do you wanna argue or do you wanna fish?”
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My roommate says our house is haunted
I’ve been living here for 300 years and i havnt noticed shit.
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A piano is impossible to tune perfectly, as is any fretted (non trombone) or valve operated instrument. This is due to the mathematics of harmonies.
Pianos are tuned where each half step is the twelve root of two higher than the step below
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I think my dick got more humour than me
Everytime i unzip my pants my girl start laughing
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Why shouldn’t you joke about the Jonestown Massacre?
The punchline’s too long.
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What’s the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and Christmas ornaments?
The ornaments can be rehung again next year.