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Isaac Newton died a virgin.
That means I have one up on history’s greatest scientific genius.Because I’m not dead.
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So I hear the Hulk’s believing in Muhammad nowadays…
Now he’s gone from “Hulk Smash” to “I Slam”.
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“How old is your girlfriend?”
“She’s 52”“Haha, dude, she could be your mom!”“Yeah, actually it’s yours.”
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A female janitor at my building asked me if i wanted to smoke some weed with her.
I politely declined- I can’t deal with high maintenance women.
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If I had a nickel for everytime I said anything racist,
A black mothafucka would’ve probably stolen from me
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Has anyone ever gotten a response about the God paradox?
Basically,Can an omnipotent being create a stone so heavy that it cannot lift it?Some other versions of it are like:whether God could create a triangle (on a flat surface, no cheating with non-Euclidean geometry) in which the angles do not add up to 180 degreesCould Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it? (which is by Homer Simpson)Most I’ve gotten according to my school’s Islamic studies book, the question is illogical and shouldn’t be asked (seems like a cop out if you ask me).
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Don’t be too harsh on people who are constantly taking selfies.
They are just trying to save face.
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A man goes into his bosses office
Man: I was just checking in to see if I could get the day off to help my wife do the yearly christmas cleaning?Boss: Absolutely not.Man: Thank you so much, I knew I could count on you.
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A vegan once told me…..
A vegan once told me that eating meat was gross….. I then replied a man who sells fruit and vegetables is grocer.