My friend died because we couldn’t remember his blood type.by thefunDecember 21, 2019He kept telling us to be positive but it’s hard without him. More One-LinersI like my coffee how I like my slavesWhat is the best present for Christmas?I think my calendar is broken…A Catholic, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar.I tried to be nice to someone today and hold the door open for themWhat did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he asked what the weather forecast for Christmas was?