I like my coffee how I like my slavesby thefunDecember 21, 2019Black.It’s ok, am black More One-LinersWhat is the best present for Christmas?I think my calendar is broken…A Catholic, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar.I tried to be nice to someone today and hold the door open for themWhat did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he asked what the weather forecast for Christmas was?I finally got my high school dream girl to find me attractive and to be by girlfriend,,, wanna know how I did it?