Dear Santa,
I don’t know if you can do this, but for christmas, I’d like for my mammy and daddy to get back together.Please see what you can do?”
Love Teddy.
Dear Teddy. “Look, your Dad’s banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane.Do you think he’s gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mam who rides his arse constantly.It’s time to give up that dream.Let me send you some nice legos instead”. Santa.
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