ME: I had a wet dream about you last night..
HIM: ooh what was it, do tell
ME: you got hit by a train, so I pissed myself laughing!
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ME: I had a wet dream about you last night..
HIM: ooh what was it, do tell
ME: you got hit by a train, so I pissed myself laughing!