Teacher – What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Student – I don’t know and I don’t care
School Jokes
School jokes about teachers, students, homework and exams. Funny classroom humor for kids, parents and former students.
Teacher: Your daughter said the F word in class.
Teacher: Your daughter said the F word in class. Me: Well…She didn’t fucking learn it from me.
Who are you
Dad: Son, you better pass that exam today or else forget me as your father! Son: Sure, whatever Dad. *5 Hours later* Dad: So, how’d… Read More »Who are you
Withdrawing
All Samsung officials are withdrawing their children from school, as the first thing children are being taught is: A is for Apple.
Story
When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhi, and because Gandhi never lowered his head towards him, their “arguments” were very common.Read More »Story
Oral skills
I remember back in High School, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good… Read More »Oral skills
Recognition
One sunny day, a priest and a rabbi are walking in the park. They pass a lake, and the priest says “It’s nice and sunny,… Read More »Recognition
Alternative
Instead of leaking celebrity photos, maybe we can leak PDF versions of college textbooks? Just shooting that out there.
I was…
Elementary School; “He told me to!” Middle School; “It was a dare!” High School; “I was drunk.”
French
When I was a toddler, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French” just after a swear word. I’ll never forget the first day at… Read More »French