Louder!
A redneck is walking on the beach. He comes across two beautiful college girls.The redneck says, “Hey, where y’all from?”The two girls reply, “Yale.”The redneck… Read More »Louder!
School Jokes
School jokes to make the whole class laugh. From clever teachers and sneaky students to homework excuses and exam-day panic, this collection of funny school jokes brings the classroom to life. Great for kids, teachers and anyone who still has nightmares about forgetting their homework.
I believe that schools do not prepare us for the future.
The best example of this is when your teacher said “If you’re ever nervous on stage, picture everyone in their underwear.” I try doing that… Read More »I believe that schools do not prepare us for the future.
My math teacher never goes outside.
I can tell, cos there’s no sin of his tan.
TIFU by not knowing how to talk to sad people
Warning, this isn’t a happy post this has a sort of good ending but it’s not happy also obligatory happened yesterday not today’sMy friend invited… Read More »TIFU by not knowing how to talk to sad people
A sticky solution to a sticky problem.
Did you hear about the Math professor who had a constipation problem?He got it worked out…. . . . . . . . . .… Read More »A sticky solution to a sticky problem.
In medical school, I was told never to tell a person they have cancer right before they board a plane
Nobody likes a terminal diagnosis.
I feel like what I think doesn’t really matter to my father.
I have concerns about my mental health but whenever I talk to my dad about it he either chalks it up to me being lazy… Read More »I feel like what I think doesn’t really matter to my father.
What did the inflatable principle say to the inflatable school pupil when he brought in a pin into his inflatable school?
You’ve let me down, you’ve let the school down, but most of all you’ve let yourself down.
I remember once at school we had a spelling bee
We also had an ant that could tap dance
I took my pie to Detroit, Nebraska and Alabama
My math teacher said that for pie to work take it to 3 dismal places.