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School Jokes

School jokes to make the whole class laugh. From clever teachers and sneaky students to homework excuses and exam-day panic, this collection of funny school jokes brings the classroom to life. Great for kids, teachers and anyone who still has nightmares about forgetting their homework.

who tf

So after my prostate exam the doctor left and the nurse came in a few seconds later and uttered the 5 words noone ever wants… Read More »who tf

red duck

A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told… Read More »red duck

clinomania

Teacher: “Why were you absent yesterday? Were you sick?” Me: “Yeah, i was sick with Clinomania.” Teacher: ” Oh, okay. Excused.” Clinomania:(n) excessive desire to… Read More »clinomania

Hello

I got sent out of class once at school. The teacher shouted at me, “what would your parents say if I called them?” “Umm… Hello?”

I learned something

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There’s one thing I’ve learnt working at Mcdonalds. I should have fucking tried harder at school.