who tf
So after my prostate exam the doctor left and the nurse came in a few seconds later and uttered the 5 words noone ever wants… Read More »who tf
School Jokes
School jokes about teachers, students, homework and exams. Funny classroom humor for kids, parents and former students.
red duck
A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told… Read More »red duck
So this guy at my school wanted to do cheerleading but it’s not…
So this guy at my school wanted to do cheerleading but it’s not co-ed and everyone was calling him gay. They said that wrestling was… Read More »So this guy at my school wanted to do cheerleading but it’s not…
Little Johnny was doing math homework.
Little Johnny was doing math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son… Read More »Little Johnny was doing math homework.
clinomania
Teacher: “Why were you absent yesterday? Were you sick?” Me: “Yeah, i was sick with Clinomania.” Teacher: ” Oh, okay. Excused.” Clinomania:(n) excessive desire to… Read More »clinomania
Hello
I got sent out of class once at school. The teacher shouted at me, “what would your parents say if I called them?” “Umm… Hello?”
I learned something
There’s one thing I’ve learnt working at Mcdonalds. I should have fucking tried harder at school.
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