trying
I will never forget my teachers.. but I will keep on trying.
School Jokes
School jokes about teachers, students, homework and exams. Funny classroom humor for kids, parents and former students.
gambling
it was joey’s first day at school and his father warned the teacher that the boy was an avid gambler. he said that joey might win lunch money from the other kids if he wasn’t watched closely.Read More »gambling
his wife
A teacher was teaching her class the differences between right and wrong. “Here is an example children” she said. “If I were to go into… Read More »his wife
not miracle
“MOM I HAVE GOOD NEWS! “What? Did you get an A on your math exam?” “I said I have good news, not a miracle.”
no chance
Teacher: “don’t get smart with me.” Student: “with you teaching there is no chance of that.”
the future
My art teacher told us to draw what the future would look like. Everyone drew flying cars and spaceships. I drew a shell gas station… Read More »the future
I put “your name” on my paper and when the teacher said “who put…
I put “your name” on my paper and when the teacher said “who put your name on their paper?” everybody raised their hands.
What’s on the board: 2•54/57(7+5/8)²•ab-c³ What teacher sees:…
What’s on the board: 2•54/57(7+5/8)²•ab-c³ What teacher sees: 2+2=4 What you see: すきうせちし What you remember:
history
School teacher: do you prefer modern history or ancient history? Me: I only know about clearing history.
ghosts
A professor at Auburn University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. Getting a feel for his students, he asks “How many of you believe… Read More »ghosts