Purple lemon
So this little boy is in the playground when some bullies come along, and they say to him:“Hey, purple lemon, you suck!”And the boy doesn’t… Read More »Purple lemon
Police Jokes
Police jokes about cops, speeding tickets, arrests and the excuses people try when they get pulled over.
Has anyone of you been affected by minister Saab’s convoy?
Posting the same from r/Hyderabad.I was at kbr for an evening walk. It was around 7, and that’s usually the busiest hour. Roads were jammed… Read More »Has anyone of you been affected by minister Saab’s convoy?
A blonde, a brunette and a readhead were running away from the cops.
A blonde, a brunette and a readhead were running away from the cops. They spot a barn and they all run inside where the see… Read More »A blonde, a brunette and a readhead were running away from the cops.
Donald Trump is with his driver and he is on the way to an important meeting. He’s running a bit late.
Trump: can you please speed up a little, the meeting will start shortly and we’re quite far away The driver : I can’t really Mr… Read More »Donald Trump is with his driver and he is on the way to an important meeting. He’s running a bit late.
Someone stole the tires off all the police cars.
The cops are working on it tirelessly.
It’s not about how many times you fall.
It’s not about how many times you fall. It’s about how many times you get back up. Cop: That’s not how field sobriety tests work,… Read More »It’s not about how many times you fall.
Neither me
Cop: Sir, are you drunk? Me: No, occifer. Cop: Step out of the car and say the alphabet backwards, please. Me: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba Cop: I’m impressed,… Read More »Neither me
Negotiate
The kidnapper rang and said to me, “€10,000 and you get your wife back.” “Negotiate with him!” advised the policeman. “€20,000 and she’s all yours.”… Read More »Negotiate
I told you
Cop: you know why I pulled you over? Me: cause you wanted to see how tall I am? Cop: step out of the car, sir.… Read More »I told you